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This page contains answers to common questions handled by our parent support staff, along with some tips and tricks that we have found useful and presented here as questions.

  1. How do I get through the traffic to the school ?
  2. Where can I find the answers to the textbook questions and problems ?
  3. Why doesn't the soccer team get equal billing with the football team ?
  4. Who is the best disciplinarian ?
  5. What is the Legislature going to do next ?
  6. What happened at Y2K ?

How do I get through the traffic on to the school ?

PBS revised its school schedule several years ago during road construction.  By requests of parents, students and teachers, school has remained on 7:30 a.m. starting schedule since that time.  While the traffic is occasionally congested, rest assured that it primarily consists of student drivers and car-pool moms.  We endeavor to be understanding if traffic causes delays in your delivery of students to the school.  However, please recall that any child arriving after the start of class must present himself/herself to the Assistant Principal's office for guidance, receives a tardy, and then is escorted to class.  Three tardies results in an automatic detention.  Please note that tardies are carried over from year to year until they are used up by detentions or suspensions.

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Where can I find the answers to the textbook questions and problems ?

The answers are left as an exercise for the student.

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Why doesn't the soccer team get equal billing with the football team ?

Soccer is cool.  Football players have to wear pads.  These guys need all the help they can get.

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Who is the best disciplinarian ?

You should be.  For extensive training, please fill out the web request form for a meeting with the Assistant Principal.  Workshops are available on Saturdays from 7:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m.  You can still make the tail-gating party.

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What is the Legislature going to do next ?

We don't know.  Hopefully a nice, long recess.  

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What happened at Y2K ?

The clocks rolled over past midnight.  Lots of people partied.  Life continued.

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